Insp:Bus, bhenchod FIR likha rahi hai ya land khada kar rahi hai. Sardarni screams: Aji sunte ho!! Raat ko bili saara doodh pi gayi!! Sardarji thunders: Is liye mai hamesha kehta tha ki raat ko blouse pehen kar soya karo!!
In short you are a C. Boss, if u fail, both of us will be out of business for next 9 months. He put poison on the nipple of his Mom while she was asleep. The next day, their driver died!
Arab: i hv 4 sons 1 mor i'll hv basketbol team! GIRL:swimming sikhate waqt mere pvt. Instructor: woh isliye ke agar hole se paani under gaya to tum doob jaogi! SarDar apni bivi se kahata hai mene ladka manga tha ladki kase ho gayi? Sardarni retorts tumahare bharose rahati to ye bhi nahi hoti! A hawker is selling sex pills,"1 khaoge to lamba hoga,2 khaoge to khamba hoga,3 khaoge to An English woman interviewing a punjabi woman : "What is ur daily routine?
The punjabi woman replied- "Sara din chulle agge, sari raat lulle agge". Grandson : Do U had sex with Grandma? Grandad: Only oral sex. Grandson: What's dat? YES, because it works in deep, damp, hot and smelly tunnels, often head down and mostly in night shift! A bra falls on a doodhwala entering a building. He looks up and shouts Scratch d protective panty 2. Press d nipple 3. Enter d penis 4. The coach said "Ma'am,a 2-piece costume is not allowed here. In short, he must have B. Why was the 2 piece bikini invented?
Whore - Hi, boy wants to have sex? Man - Ok, only if U do it like my wife does it! Whore - I can do it! So how does she do it? Man: she does it for free! Fiddle with the points. Stretch the fine legs. Takeout short leg. Why did snowhite complain after a fuck with the seven dwarfs. Because she wanted seven inches one time not one inch seven times.. MOM: You mean it's small? GIRL:No,it's salty! THE SR. The BCCI thought it appropriate since the team is going thru a bad period. A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man..
She says believe it or not, honey.. Fuck 4ever,n promise me dat we FUCK till eternity! A Husband Was Asked:Do you talk to your wife after sex? His wife asks: Where have u been? He replies: ln my office working like a DOG! Wife pointing at a couple next door sayz to her husband "look at him he kisses her all the time, why can't u do that".
Husband "I tried but she slapped me". A Cop catches a girl on charge of prostitution. I'm selling condoms, with free demonstration!! Girlfriends are appetizers. Tastes good at any time. Eaten frequently. Eaten when there"s nothin!!
A man walked into a ladies toilet. She took off his pants gently and wispered:Make me feel like a woman He smiled, threw the pants at her and said: Go wash it. Ye desh hai veer jvano ka,yahan mota lund kisano ka! Jab raat k 12 bajte hai hum muth mara karte hai,ehsan kisi ka nahi lete hatho se guzara karte hai.
Ashiq ka janaja kabar mein pada hai Haddiyaan gal gayi lund abhi bhi khada Pada hai! Palat ke dekh jalim, tamanna hum bhi rakhte hai,husn tum rakhti ho to jawani hum bhi rakhte hai gehrai tum rakhti ho to lambai hum bhi rakhte hai. Khoon se likhta hoon, syhayee na samjho,Pyar karta hoon tumse, bhai na samjho Girl: Khoon se likhte ho, syhayee nahin mili kya,Pyar mujse karte ho, koi aur nahin mili kya?
Syhaheyan to bahut hai par khoon jaisi kahan,Ladkiyan to bahut hai par tum jaisi kahan. Tere leno ko meri jaan,banaya kamra alishaan. Teri gaand hain mast bawandar,jinme ghuse ga lund commander, Chootad bajwa le meri jaan, banaya kamra alishaan!!!! Jise dil diya vo delhi chali gayi,jisse pyar kiya vo italy chali gayi,dil ne kaha khudkushi karle zalim,bijli ko hath lagaya to bijli chali gayi!
Prabhu te to khari kari, be pag vache bari kari, uppar mukya doodhna be haanda, e haanda joine halva lagya sahoonaa daandaa! Bevafa tum ho to wafadar hum bhi nahi, besharam tum ho to sharmdar ham bhi nahi, pyar ke is mod par ake kehte ho shadishudha tum ho to kuware ham bhi nahi. A lady tells her man, I demand good manners in bed just like at the dinner table.
Touch it gently. Boy is so happy he asks,"Can I get a urine test done? The average depth of the female vagina is 16cm. The average length of an erect penis is 12cm. So in Bombay there is still about km of unused pussy.
Tv journalist asked laloo, why do you have 9 children" he replied "kyonki hum rubber se jyada raabri ko use kiya hoon na. Eve: "Adam, do u love me? As if i had no other choices! Girl talk:which r the 5 mithais sweets u will find under a man's underwear? When does the skin meets skin, hair meets hair and the balls disappear?.. Chokro chokri ne jova gyo, Thodi vat chit pachi pela e puchyu, Tamne English fave?
Chokri sarmai ne ha soda sathe hoy to fave. Het ni Bharati Aavine chali jse ….. Pachi Kinare Chipala Vinine Su karso. Labels: SMS Suvichar. Dost Ka Matlab? Labels: SMS Hindi.
Labels: sms shyari. Wednesday, September 7, Scene: Ajeet thouroughly disgusted with Mona daaa.. Ajeet: Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do. Raabert: Magar kyoon baas? Ajeet: Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi. Labels: SMS Bollywood jokes. Ek Devta ka mandir tha jisme buri niyat wale gayab ho jata tha. Salman gaya aur gayab ho gaya, Shahrukh gaya aur who bhi gayab ho gaya. Mallika Sherawat gayi aur bhagwan gayab ho gaya! Circiut: Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe.
Mera Sara chain collection apne kamray mein chupa do na please. Munna bhai: Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? Circiut: Nahin Bhai, woh apne chain pehchan lega. Ek chor amir aadmi ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi. Santa: Tu office mein toh bada sher bana ghumta hai, ghar par kya ho jata hai? Girl : If you will try to kiss me main shor macha dungi Boy : Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl : I know per formality to karni hi padegi. Ek gora aadmi tha. Jab uska ladka paida hua toh woh kala tha. Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho. Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho, Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon! Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon. Naukrani ne malkin se kaha, memsahab gajab ho gaya, pados ki teen auraten aap ki saas ko peet rahi hai.
Malkin naukrani ke saath balakani se aayi aur chupchap tamasha dekhne lagi. Naukarani ne poocha, aap madad karne nahi jayengi? Malkin: Nahi uske liye teen hi kaafi hai.
Labels: SMS English shyari. Ek pathan Cycle chalate aur gungunate howe kahin ja raha tha rastae mein ek aurat se takra betha. Mat karo koi tamanna jisse dukh mile.
Mat karo koi tamanna jisse dukh mile Mat rkho aisi koi khwahish Jise gum mile bas chaho use Jise pyar mile chahe fir wo apko mile na mile. Phulon ki wadiyon me ho basera aapka,. Phulon ki wadiyon me ho basera aapka, Sitaron k aangan me ho savera aapka, Dua hai ek dost ki dost k liye, Humse bhi khoobsurat ho naseeb aapka. Bin bole tumhare dil ki awaaz mere dil tak pahunch jati hai. Bin bole tumhare dil ki awaaz mere dil tak pahunch jati hai pyar mein dooriyan bhi mit jati hai bas aisehi mujhe tumhare dil mein samhaye rakhna pyar ka ye karava hamesha banaye rakhna….
Jivan ma samay ni sathe chalavu pade che,. Jivan ma samay ni sathe chalavu pade che, je na majur hoy te ja karavu pade che, rovano adhikar pana nathi aapatu aa jagat, kyarek lokone batavava maate pana hasavu pade che.
Ye kaun Jane kiska kasur tha, Tuta wahi sahara jispe gurur tha, Use he gurur wo kisi or ki he, Hame he naaz ki wo kabi hamare zarur hogi. Humse door jayoge kaise, Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise, Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki saanso mein baste hain, Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise.
Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai.. Dard ban ke dil me chhupa kaun hai, Reh-reh kar isme chubhta kaun hai, Ek taraf dil hai aur ek taraf aaina, Dekhna hai is baar pehle tut-ta kaun hai. Kaun kaheta hai khuda nazar nai ata, Kaun kaheta hai khuda nazar nai ata,.
Wahi to nazar aata hai jab kuch samj nai aata. Bina tum se mile tumhara hal bata sakta hu, Bina dekhe tumhe teri tasvir bana sakta hu, Hai meri dosti mai itna dam samj lena, Teri aankh se nikla aansu apni aakh se gira sakta hu. Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain. Jo assani se mile wo hai ghum, jo mushkil se mile wo hai paisa, jo kissi-kissi ko mile wo hai pyaar, jo naseeb waloo ko mile wo hai apun ka SMS!!! Baris Video. Sukri Aidil …. Game bola kaki freeware and shareware. Game bola Camfrog Video Chat 6.
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